Look what my dad found.
She’s* so smart, she doesn’t go near the edges of a table or walk on glass surfaces; and she’s sweet enough to close her miniature eyes when I pat her soft soft turtley head.
Ok, naming exercise! My favorite kind of exercise besides kickboxing. Here are the two options:
- Comostás
- Stuntman Turtle
“Comostás” are actually two words that mean “How Are You” in Spanish, but people have been using them together so now it’s so damn deck! Isn’t she cute? I wonder if by saying “Mini turtles are illegal in Illinois”, Illinois really reaaally means it…
*Hey how do you know if a turtle is a turtle girl or a turtle dude? I’m calling her a “she” because, well, why not?
