December 5th, 10:00am

Well, what do you know, pride doesn’t exist anymore, I actually made it back! A nice guy on the parking lot let me use his phone and Jason picked me up. I went home, got the stupid missing document and went back… ready?

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: You made it!

Jocelyn: …

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Ok, do you have it? Good, let me cancel the rescheduling… ohh no! They already sent it,oh alright, just ignore the letter you’re gonna get with another appointment OK? It’s gonna be easy from now on.

Jocelyn: [I said] OK [but I thought "Dude!" and rolled my eyes]

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Alright! See you did right and you’re done, but what can I say, I’ve seen everything, some people are just idiots–

Jocelyn:  :|

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: I’m sorry, I’m sorry, please forget I said that… please fill this out and wait for your number.

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Awesome, huh?
I was done in 4 minutes. Now I have to wait again for a clearance notice or a letter with another appointment… and then I have to remember that I don’t have to go to that one, just in case any of us idiotic people dealing with USCIS get confused about something.

Oh, and then they have the nerve to ask you to fill out a survey!

December 5th, 9:00am

This morning I finally had my biometrics appointment with USCIS and even though my case is taking way too much, at least we’re moving. I had to be there at 9:00am so we got up early and Jason was kind enough to drive me there.

Here’s my problem with Immigration services: everyone does whatever they want. It’s easier to deal with machines, with Terminator itself, because people suck. Here’s the first part of today’s adventure after the “good morning part”:

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Ma’am can I see your other documents?

Jocelyn: What other documents? Hmm I have some copies here… [In the letter they send you they tell you to show up with that letter and your passport, that's it, but I'm a freak so I brought copies of everything I have, you know, just in case]

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Ya ya ya, I need originals of xxx document.

Jocelyn: Well I have a copy, it doesn’t say to bring original documents of…

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Ma’am, this is the government of the United States, you needed to bring the original of xxx

Jocelyn: Yes but in the letter, in bold it says not to bring anything but my passport, and I actually brought copies… my name and address is right there…

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Ma’am, it’s the law. Anyone can make a copy, I need originals, otherwise you need to reschedule…

Jocelyn: But I’m leaving for a month and my case is already taking too long and I shouldn’t reschedule if you have my information right here already, from a USCIS form.

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Ma’am… it’s the law.

Jocelyn: …??…. Fine, fine, forget it, let’s reschedule.

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Fine. Sign here and here and you’ll receive a letter on the mail, I don’t know when, to come back… or you can go home, get that original and come back, assigned hours for biometrics are really not official, you could’ve showed up at any time, really.

Jocelyn: ……………………………..

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Ma’am?

Jocelyn: ……. that’s fine, I can0t come back, it says no phones so I didn’t bring my phone and I can’t call Jason which just left. I’d have to walk for 30 mins., take the train, then walk another 30 mins. home, then get my document, then walk to the train, take it, and walk here again. I [pause] won’t [pause] make it.

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: I’m sorry Ma’am you should’ve known.

Jocelyn: [dragging letters and silently judging her] Yes. Thank you, I should’ve. [I left to find a pay phone and she runs after me in the parking lot...]

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Miss, if you have any state ID with your current information that’d do…

Jocelyn: [&%$·"·$%&] No, I don’t have any state ID! The state won’t give me an ID of any kind because USCIS won’t resolve my case!

Lady Officer USCIS Agent Person: Oh, right… well, good luck!

THE END PART 1 HIlarious.