Dudes. I had a great dream last night!

I was driving through the street where my grandma lives in Mexico. My mom was there and we were referring to the zone as “Little Italy”. I had to pick someone/something up so my mom disappeared (?) and I drove one more block.

That next block turned out to be a Mexican street market. Giada de Laurentiis (that slutty wacky smiler chef from the Food Network) was walking around tasting things and talking to an invisible camera while showing those crazy teeth all over. It was scary so I kept driving when all of I sudden I saw him in all his mysterious-y glory, wearing a beige silk suit: Christopher Walken! Oh the dreams we have.

I stared at him with Hello Kitty eyes and he just smiled and waved while I blushed…. but the craziest part besides the shiny gay silk gown, was that I knew that Mr. Walken’s name was really “Buffalo Face”. Hahahha. I know. I know. I know, I’m cracking up writing this.

Anyway, I started thinking how weird it was that no one seemed to realize that his name really meant “Cara de Búfalo” [a buffalo's face], I told my mom later but I didn’t get any answers. I didn’t really care because I was ecstatic that Buffalo Face had waved at me!

At the end, I was back home holding a book that Bright Bright Great had apparently published because we were really famous, all because of the Internet.

Hilarious.