Olympic Fever: Chicago 2016 Advertising

Oh no!

Kinda long and kinda sobby, but super dreamy.
And my dreamy I mean unreal. I can’t even start listing the disadvantages of having the Olympics here. My hand would go into a carpal tunnel stroke…

Here’s what I’d say:

“Chicago 2016.
Come to Chicago. Smell the lake. Overeat at The Taste. Get salmonella. Ride the EL. Fight the homeless. Eat jalapeños, get salmonella again. Whistle at girls with miniature dogs. Throw up at the Ferris Wheel. Get stuck in traffic. Pay $5 for water at Whole Foods. Be amazed on how much construction detours we can come up with. Play in the beaches, just don’t touch the water.”

In other words, we like our city; it’s pretty, fancy and cute-messy, but there’s no need for 30 million people to be here at the same time. Plus, imagine how much trouble you’ll put Immigration through if they have to get rid of all the tourists that decide to stay.